Articles By: Sayer Palmer
One day, ham came out of my nose. I was six; my sister was three. Like so many arbitrary rules of childhood, we weren’t allowed to eat in the living room — that’s where the TV was. But we had a solution. To view the shrunken picture of our ancient TV with the broken vacuum tube, we would edge our folding tables and pint-sized chairs to the very edge of the kitchen, where the linoleum floor bordered the wood parquet of the living room. On this day, we were eating rolled slices of sandwich-grade ham. Sesame Street was on and the Count said something funny, appealing to my arithmomania, and I laughed with a mouth full of unnaturally pink ham. Seconds later, it was coming out of my nose. Now, writing from my apartment in New York City, I have dinner on my couch in the living room and no longer eat ham.

The Poor Taste Guide to Alphabet City
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The Poor Taste Guide to Alphabet City

A is for Alphabet City. Often considered an extension of the East Village or a subsection of the Lower East Side, Alphabet City spans from Houston Street to 14th Street and from Avenue A through Avenue D. The little rectangle of blocks is surrounded by an arch of subway stops yet feels secluded for lack of a direct line. It’s [...]

What Off-Season? New York’s Winter Greenmarkets
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What Off-Season? New York’s Winter Greenmarkets

This isn’t the tropics — growing season in New York is most definitely over. And while people show nothing but total commitment to seasonal eating at harvest time, the dead of winter is a different story. It’s just too easy to pop into the grocery store and pick up a tomato no matter how dull and flavorless. Even rubbery raspberries [...]

Eating with Cathy Erway
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Eating with Cathy Erway

With a strong will and a creative mind, Cathy Erway did the impossible — she maintained a social life while avoiding the New York City restaurant scene. Her blog, Not Eating Out in New York, followed her two-year project, providing readers with recipes, cost calculations, and reasons for not eating out. The Art of Eating In: How I Learned to [...]

Eat the Week: Two Centuries of Restaurants, Department of Health Grades, the New Brooklyn Brewery, and the Shuttering of Wonder Bread
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Eat the Week: Two Centuries of Restaurants, Department of Health Grades, the New Brooklyn Brewery, and the Shuttering of Wonder Bread

1. Learn a little more about the history of the New York City restaurant scene with Robert Sietsema and his list of the city’s 10 best restaurants from the last two centuries. Yes, centuries. Delmonico’s and the Waldorf-Astoria make the list. But if your extensive knowledge of 19th-century restaurants leaves you in total disagreement with Mr. Sietsema, check out food [...]

Eat the Week: Ice Cream Wars, 7-Eleven Takes Manhattan, Food Truck City, and Very Small Kitchens
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Eat the Week: Ice Cream Wars, 7-Eleven Takes Manhattan, Food Truck City, and Very Small Kitchens

1. The Metropolitan Expeditionary Learning School in Queens is teaching food policy. Students in sixth grade get to learn about food as it relates to English, math, science, and social studies while focusing on healthy eating and food systems. The hands-on learning program takes them out into the community for fieldwork like their foraging adventure with “The Wildman” Steve Brill. [...]

Deli Staples: Knish
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Deli Staples: Knish

If you grew up in New York, or anywhere on the East Coast, you know that it’s pronounced “kin-ish.” After the language lesson, accurately describing just what a knish is may take a little extra creative thinking. You could go the pie route — it’s like a palm-sized pie with doughy crust and a potato filling. Or perhaps the dumpling [...]

Eat the Week: Critic Wars, Justice Scalia’s New York vs. Chicago Pizza Ruling, Blood for Blood Sausage, and the End of Pop-Tart Sushi
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Eat the Week: Critic Wars, Justice Scalia’s New York vs. Chicago Pizza Ruling, Blood for Blood Sausage, and the End of Pop-Tart Sushi

1. As part of Paterson budget cuts, New York state demolished the kosher law-enforcement division. One step in ensuring that kosher-labeled food meets proper requirements, the division was reduced from at least 8 members down to just one. $1 million per year will be saved, but opponents of the cut worry that kosher labeling fraud will increase. Meanwhile, two new [...]

Eat the Week: Blizzardgeddon, Dreams of Hanoi, Bobby Flay in an Oven, and Flash Artisanal Market
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Eat the Week: Blizzardgeddon, Dreams of Hanoi, Bobby Flay in an Oven, and Flash Artisanal Market

1. Did you survive the blizzard of 2010? Your car may still be buried under feet of snow, but on Monday morning, most West Village restaurants had dug themselves out and were ready for business, with one small problem — no one could make it to work. Many restaurants remained shuttered or severely understaffed while we huddled up in our [...]

Eat the Week: Bagel Taxes, Northern Spy Food’s Employee Perks, Pizza Porn, and Last-Minute Holiday Gifts in New York City
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Eat the Week: Bagel Taxes, Northern Spy Food’s Employee Perks, Pizza Porn, and Last-Minute Holiday Gifts in New York City

1. Sunday brunch. The standard breakfast sausage, bacon, watery scrambled eggs, and French toast drenched in sticky syrup. It’s a classic — unless you’re at the Meat Hook in Brooklyn. Their $50 all you can eat Saturday brunch includes leftover pizza from the shop down the street and a glass of Pepsi. Your elegant meal will be brought to your [...]

NYC Food Banks and Charities: How You Can Help This Holiday Season
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NYC Food Banks and Charities: How You Can Help This Holiday Season

With expensive restaurant openings, well-publicized culinary trends, and television programming from the Food Network, it is easy to forget that the city’s food banks and charities always need donations and volunteers, especially at this time of year. The economy is bad, the weather is worse, and the need is overwhelming. What can you do to help emergency food programs meet [...]